Today on OPRAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

I have to assume today's Oprah is a rerun cuz the Biggest Loser contestants from a few seasons ago are on and looking good! They're talking about food and I have to say, I am STARVING right now. There is something about watching fitness and diet programs that brings out the inner beast in my stomach. 

Today is a WITHOUT FAIL gym day. I need to stay downtown for a bachelorette party which means lots of booze even if I do well with my food. Because I need to stay here, I have some extra time to go to the gym and I need to kick my ass while hopefully not hurting my groin any further.

For meals:

Breakfast: Protein powder (but I might need to dip into something else since I am ravenous)

Snack: Apple and maybe an orange

Lunch: Couscous, salad, boca vegan patty, broccoli

Dinner: BOOOOOOOOOOOOZE

So yeah this is why I'm fat. Forget the shit you find on this site. Booze is what keeps the pooch on my belly and I'm not really interested in giving that up. So I need to pump up the workouts - that should at least help, right? Right.

I'll be listening to Jillian Michaels' latest podcast while trying to run 20 minutes, bike 20 minutes and do some strength exercise for 20 minutes.

And...it begins AGAIN

Fuck, how many times have I started a blog to keep me on track with the weight loss goals? Too many to count. Why will this one be different? The one that "sticks"? No clue...maybe I'm just too tired of posting to group blogs where I don't keep myself accountable. So, here we are again.

Today I weighed in at 144.4. Last week I weighed in at 144.2, and I was bloated from my time of the month (forever more known as "Little Susan" due to my Aunt's grouchy friend named Susan). I worked out almost every day last week and didn't really go over my calories. So, I'm not a happy camper. I'm having a hard time wanting to actually keep up with my exercise and paying attention to my diet, which is why I'm taking that energy and putting it into this blog so I don't get pissy and say "fuck it" and revert to flaming hot cheeto eating (damn those are good).

Exercise Check In:

This morning I did the Jillian Michaels 30 Day Shred. This afternoon I might try to go for a run.

Eating Check In:

Protein powder and coffee for breakfast (I know, sounds disgusting but I'm not all that hungry in the morning).
Fake Chicken Cutlet thingy from Costco and two cups of frozen Asian vegetables for lunch.

I'm gonna try to do the 4 hour interval eating Jillian Michaels suggested in her podcast.

Speaking of her blog, I just saw this picture on there:


What kind of tranny bullshit is that and why do women let themselves get to that point? Is that woman wearing a "Beast" sports bra? No kidding!